September 2004


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Google is recruiting

For those that may not have seen this published in your favorite magazine:

Excerpts from the GLAT: Google Labs Aptitude Test

4.) You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. There is a dusty laptop there with a weak wireless connection. There are dull, lifeless gnomes strolling about. What dost thou do?

  • A) Wander aimlessly, bumping into obstacles until you are eaten by a grue.
  • B) Use the laptop as a digging device and tunnel to the next level.
  • C) Play MPoRPG until the battery dies along with your hopes.
  • D) Use the computer to map the nodes of the maze and discover an exit path.
  • E) Email your resume to Google, tell the lead gnome you quit and find yourself a whole different world.

9.) This space left intentionally blank. Please fill it with something that improves upon emptiness.

18.) What’s the coolest hack you’ve ever written?

Oh, alas and alack that I am not a programmer!

2 replies to “Google is recruiting”

  1. Cat Says:

    thats…….weird…..and funny at the same time.
    Too bad if i get caught even using a computer i get punished.
    i like it though……it’s funny

  2. Da Wolfie Says:

    Maybe you should look into changing occupations…