Sometimes, you just feel like staring at stuff. Enter The Incredibly Evil Machine

Here’s your friendly reminder for the day – the Ratboy will be turning 17 this month. Advice in the gift arena devolves down to gift certificates at the local game shop, since he got an X-Box for Xmas last year, and wants to expand his game collection. For those wishing to give him something actually useful, he is (of course) wearing through his wardrobe again.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled lack of content.