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Junk Mail

I was confronted with an old foe today as I opened the mailbox, something that is truly a bane to all mankind: junk mail. And not just any junk mail, but the most feared and dreaded of all unrequested mailbox-fillers…

…an AOL cd.

Before I could throw it far from me, the passcodes for the service caught my eye, and I read further. This disc grants 1099 free hours, then can be given to a friend so they may ‘enjoy’ it. The codes, however, are prophetically accurate.

The first code is for my use is “SEAMED-VITALS”, which makes sense. You would have to remove major parts of my brain before I would use this crap.

The second code is “VAPID-ASKERS”, and if that doesn’t describe someone who wants to borrow an AOL cd, I don’t know what does.

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2 replies to “Junk Mail”

  1. Kylanath Says:
    October 24th, 2004 at 12:30 am

    That reminds me, I still need to post the pictures of the diary, yes, diary that was sent with one of those cd’s to work a while back. I kid you not.

  2. Barbette Says:
    November 12th, 2004 at 10:29 am

    Heh! Those things make great coasters ;-)