I hereby formally apologize for bending my girlfriend in half and making her kick the headboard. If she doesn’t finish her x-mas baking, it’s all my fault.
The Cyberwolfe
Diary of a Wolfeman
The ramblings of your friendly, furry, neighborhood Techie-from-Hell
*eyebrowlift* Man, there’s a story in there somewhere… and it sounds NSFW. Hoo boy.
TMI!!!! TMI!!!! Dear gods help me, now I know how you felt the first night the wife and I moved back into the building!!
You forgot the first rule……Don’t break the girlfriend.