{"id":606,"date":"2007-06-24T21:55:43","date_gmt":"2007-06-25T05:55:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=606"},"modified":"2007-06-24T21:55:43","modified_gmt":"2007-06-25T05:55:43","slug":"ya-ever-just-feel-like-a-dolt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/24\/ya-ever-just-feel-like-a-dolt\/","title":{"rendered":"Ya ever just feel like a dolt?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;ve taken up leatherworking, right? Well, Tolerant and I schlupped down to the supply depot Saturday and I managed to score a pretty decent half-side of 2-3 oz soft black leather that would make a pretty decent pouch. I also picked up 2 dozen d-rings for making skirt cinchers &#8211; but forgot to pick up some of the larger sized rivets I will need to make them. Duh.<\/p>\n<p>So, Sunday finally rolls around and I&#8217;ve been itching to get to this new leather so bad I cut out of Guys Game Night an hour early so I can come down to the garage and play. I start in on a new scabbard for an old belt knife, but the new leather, while being the right thickness, is too soft. So, on to the next bit: the prototype belt pouch.<\/p>\n<p>I measure carefully, I cut twice as carefully, I lay everything out and plan it in my head. I start small, by attaching the belt loops to the back, since two of the four seams will be inside the pouch if I do the side seams first.<\/p>\n<p>Now remember, sewing with this grade of leather isn&#8217;t done with a machine. (Ok, it could be, but I don&#8217;t have THAT kind of money to throw at a hobby.) It is done by stabbing a very thick needle attached to a screwdriver handle through almost a 1\/4 inch of leather, pulling it partway back out, feeding the loose end through the loop I just made and then pulling the needle and tightening the stitch. It takes about 15 seconds per stitch once I get rolling.<\/p>\n<p>So, I get started on the side seam, which I am really interested in, because it is going to be a bitch on two places where I turn corners. I&#8217;m stitching merrily along and rounding that second corner, feeling pretty good about having actually followed a straight line when I stop for a moment to stretch out my neck a bit and admire my work. That&#8217;s when I notice it:<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve spent the last 45 minutes sewing the right-side of the insert to the wrong-side of the main piece.<\/p>\n<p>In the immortal words of apprentices the world over as the realize their mistake:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Awww, fuck.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ll excuse me, I have a seam to rip out now.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;ve taken up leatherworking, right? Well, Tolerant and I schlupped down to the supply depot Saturday and I managed to score a pretty decent half-side of 2-3 oz soft <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/24\/ya-ever-just-feel-like-a-dolt\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}