{"id":452,"date":"2006-02-19T23:50:14","date_gmt":"2006-02-20T07:50:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=452"},"modified":"2006-02-19T23:50:14","modified_gmt":"2006-02-20T07:50:14","slug":"i-am-so-not-surprised","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/19\/i-am-so-not-surprised\/","title":{"rendered":"I am so not surprised."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody&#8217;s had one. You know, that one idiot friend or roommate from your past that you always knew you&#8217;d find in the paper someday, doing something stupid. For me, it&#8217;s Geordie, the Guy Under The Stairs. He lived in the cupboard under the stairs of the townhouse I lived in waaaaay back when in &#8216;Vegas. He was a Dead Head, didn&#8217;t shower anywhere near often enough, and was either funny or damned annoying, never anything in between.<\/p>\n<p><acronym class=\"uttAbbreviation\" title=\"Brook: the neighbor guy\">B:tNG<\/acronym> pointed this out to me the other day:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/katu.com\/outdoor\/story.asp?ID=75978\">Two more arrests at Biscuit fire salvage<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nLiam O&#8217;Reilly of Ashland and Gordon Gilbrook of San Diego were charged with disorderly conduct and interfering with agricultural process, authorities said. They were booked at the Josephine County Jail.<\/p>\n<p> Rich Parrett was driving a log truck early Thursday when he spotted Gilbrook in the middle of the road. The activist was suspended 20 feet high in a platform below two poles anchored to a Volvo.<\/p>\n<p>A banner below the platform read &#8220;These forests need fire, not old-growth tree removal.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yep, that &#8220;Gordon&#8221; would be Geordie. I&#8217;m betting two things. 1) &#8211; Geordie was trying to get in some dreadlocked patchouli-smelling hippie-chick&#8217;s pants, and 2) &#8211; the sign was somehow mispelled.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody&#8217;s had one. You know, that one idiot friend or roommate from your past that you always knew you&#8217;d find in the paper someday, doing something stupid. For me, it&#8217;s <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/19\/i-am-so-not-surprised\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-proof"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}