{"id":407,"date":"2005-11-12T23:52:21","date_gmt":"2005-11-13T06:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=407"},"modified":"2005-11-12T23:52:21","modified_gmt":"2005-11-13T06:52:21","slug":"pastor-of-muppets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/12\/pastor-of-muppets\/","title":{"rendered":"Pastor of Muppets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.frizzensparks.com\/archives\/001219.html\">Frizzen Sparks<\/a> is out to make me spew tea out my nose. Go. Read. Now.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nPastor of Muppets, of stuffed talking things<br \/>\nAll of Henson&#8217;s spawn now kiss my ring<br \/>\nBaptized by me in a stage prop hot spring<br \/>\nWith Statler and Waldorf heckling<br \/>\n<em>(Statler: &#8220;You call that a sermon?? What is this,<br \/>\nvacation bible school?!?&#8221;)<\/em><br \/>\nPastor<br \/>\nPastor<br \/>\nWith Statler and Waldorf&#8217;s damned heckling<br \/>\n<em>(Waldorf: &#8220;I&#8217;ve been more inspired by things<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve found in my navel! That&#8217;s it, I&#8217;m converting to Islam!&#8221;)<\/em>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frizzen Sparks is out to make me spew tea out my nose. Go. Read. Now. Pastor of Muppets, of stuffed talking things All of Henson&#8217;s spawn now kiss my ring <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/12\/pastor-of-muppets\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}