Carving a Jack-‘o-Lantern with the Pookster:<\/p>\n
“No, Daddy, don’t throw away the seeds – I want to make mine throw up!”<\/p>\n
An excellent artistic vision she has, wot? Unfortunately, you’ll have to get very close to see it, as the Jack in question is about the size of an apple. Maybe I’ll augment the scene with a larger “Daddy” Jack holding a spoon and a bottle of ippecac.<\/p>\n
Best use of “guts” I’ve ever seen though was a pumpkin holding a toy gun to itself, with the opposite side being a massive exit wound.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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