{"id":390,"date":"2005-10-05T23:42:42","date_gmt":"2005-10-06T06:42:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=390"},"modified":"2005-10-07T10:48:37","modified_gmt":"2005-10-07T17:48:37","slug":"when-is-a-5-year-battery-not-a-5-year-battery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/05\/when-is-a-5-year-battery-not-a-5-year-battery\/","title":{"rendered":"When is a 5-year battery not a 5-year battery? (updated)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When it dies in the fourth year, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, it waited until I was close enough to home for B:TNG to come and give me a jump-start to get the Beastie home. Unfortunately it meant I had to cut short a date with the Best Girlfriend Ever &#8211; my car is essential to my job and I have an interview in Vancouver Friday, so this had to be taken care of immediately.<\/p>\n<p>According to the paperwork, there&#8217;s enough warranty on the battery to get me a 25% discount on the replacement, but the shop I bought it from is closed this late. B proves he is a helluva guy and has granted me the use of his car while he&#8217;s out of town, so I&#8217;m cool. I&#8217;ll be driving his Little White Beastie for a day or so.<\/p>\n<p>*Update:*<br \/>\nIt really helps to check the fluid level in your battery every so often, folks. Last night, it barely had enough juice to turn on the overhead lamp. I topped off the water level, and it electrolized enough juice on its own to start this morning.<\/p>\n<p>For a smart guy, I can be an idjit sometimes.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When it dies in the fourth year, of course. Thankfully, it waited until I was close enough to home for B:TNG to come and give me a jump-start to get <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/05\/when-is-a-5-year-battery-not-a-5-year-battery\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}