{"id":346,"date":"2005-07-21T20:25:42","date_gmt":"2005-07-22T03:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=346"},"modified":"2005-07-21T20:25:42","modified_gmt":"2005-07-22T03:25:42","slug":"are-those-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/21\/are-those-real\/","title":{"rendered":"Are those real?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In this line of work, you never know where you&#8217;re going to go or who you&#8217;re going to meet. Case in point: our CFO and project manager (I know, we&#8217;re a bit uppity calling someone in a 7 person LLC a CFO) is a former man of the cloth. (What can I say &#8211; we needed an evangelist&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>So anyway, I&#8217;m looking over my schedule yesterday when I see a survey for a wiring job with a familiar name. &#8220;No, it couldn&#8217;t be,&#8221; I think. <\/p>\n<p>It was. A large (they call themselves a &#8216;megastore&#8217;) adult shop needed three phone lines extended for a second point-of-sale machine. This would be why they sent me on the walk-through and not the CFO.<\/p>\n<p>So today I spent most of my day clamboring around a porn shop running phone wire. There&#8217;s just something weird about looking up from punching down a terminal and seeing a large poster of tits. <\/p>\n<p>Of all the adult shops I&#8217;ve been in over the years, I have to say this one takes a novel approach. Where most are dark and just seem kinda slimy, this place is big and wide-open &#8211; it reminded me more of the layout of the 99 cent store down the street. Plenty of light to see (and be seen) by, and all of the shelves were 5&#8242; tall or shorter. No hiding behind a rack in this place so the other customers won&#8217;t see you.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s something I&#8217;ve never understood &#8211; they&#8217;re in the porn store too, why are you hiding from them?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, just another day in the life of a Techie.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blow-ups on aisle 4! <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/21\/are-those-real\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}