{"id":231,"date":"2004-12-23T15:36:17","date_gmt":"2004-12-23T22:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=231"},"modified":"2004-12-23T15:37:33","modified_gmt":"2004-12-23T22:37:33","slug":"i-love-the-holiday-spirit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/23\/i-love-the-holiday-spirit\/","title":{"rendered":"I love the holiday spirit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/newsflash\/regional\/index.ssf?\/base\/news-8\/1103823853191051.xml&#038;storylist=orlocal\">OregonLive.com: NewsFlash &#8211; Man shot to death outside Portland department store<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) \u2014 A man was shot to death outside a busy downtown department store Thursday in front of horrified holiday shoppers and a suspect was quickly arrested, police said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In other news, my son The Ratboy was almost mugged after walking a friend of his home early this morning.<\/p>\n<p>A man jumped out of the shadows at him, brandished a knife and proclaimed &#8220;Give me your wallet!&#8221; Ratboy, being 16 and indestructable, said &#8220;Fuck you!&#8221; and clobbered the guy.<\/p>\n<p>Ratboy has had lessons from experienced people in the fine art of clobbering, and the guy went down, but recovered quickly enough to score a kick to Ratboy&#8217;s stomach. He was prepared for it though, and went through with his goal of stomping on the assailant&#8217;s knife hand. Crunchy noises were heard, and he dropped the knife. Ratboy finished up with a kick to his assailant&#8217;s head, then beat feet home.<\/p>\n<p>Aside from adrenaline after-affects and a sore belly, he appears to be ok. Didn&#8217;t even break his hand, despite a solid punch to the man&#8217;s face.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OregonLive.com: NewsFlash &#8211; Man shot to death outside Portland department store PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) \u2014 A man was shot to death outside a busy downtown department store Thursday in front <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/23\/i-love-the-holiday-spirit\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}