{"id":209,"date":"2004-11-13T01:33:25","date_gmt":"2004-11-13T08:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=209"},"modified":"2004-11-13T01:35:55","modified_gmt":"2004-11-13T08:35:55","slug":"scenes-from-real-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/13\/scenes-from-real-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Scenes from real life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like Grau over at Frizzen Sparks, I too am a member of a re-creationist group: The Society for Creative Anachronism. While he&#8217;s into the early American stuff, we go back to the middle ages for our fun. Here&#8217;s what happens when I get into armor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So there I am at Briaroak Bash, one of the early years, and there&#8217;s a long battle coming up &#8211; the King&#8217;s men are supposed to hunt down a band of rogues in the forest. I&#8217;d love to play, but have yet to complete a suit of armor. I&#8217;m kvetching with Sir Paul of Sommerton when I notice the limp he&#8217;s nursing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aye &#8211; I took a shot in the ankle yesterday, and the chiurgeon&#8217;s banned me from the field until it heals.&#8221; he says. We both look at each other for a moment, and realize that we&#8217;re damn near the same size. &#8220;Y&#8217;know,&#8221; he continues, &#8220;if we wrapped an Ace bandage around your ankle, it might scare folks off long enough for you to get a shot or two in&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I grin back at him, and we scurry back to his camp to stuff me into his armor. I had to turn his white Knight&#8217;s belt inside-out since I&#8217;m a lowly commoner, but we skipped the bandage. I was young and cocky, figured I&#8217;d get at least one good swing in&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, right. Thankfully, it was a resurrection battle, so I still got some good play in. The part that sticks in my head the best is my death during the siege of Castle Dunlop.<\/p>\n<p>Somewhere in the past, some soul saw fit to dump some 3000 old tires in the woods at a State park. Don&#8217;t know how he got away with it, but we couldn&#8217;t let them all go to waste. We stacked &#8217;em up Lego style and built some rough castle walls to play around.<\/p>\n<p>So here we are, the King&#8217;s men sieging this pile of discarded tires. I&#8217;m fighting sword-and-shield, so I have a couple of pikemen in front of me trying to bust through the defences so that I might jump into the fray and wreak havoc for the 0.2 seconds or so that I expect to live. Off to the right of us, a rogue javelineer is tossing some pretty accurate spears, so I&#8217;m keeping one eye on him and the other on the battle before me. He&#8217;s not pating me much attention, though, so I&#8217;m not worried.<\/p>\n<p>The pikemen are stabbing furiously trying to bring down a defender or two, and it looks like we are getting close to a way in. I check Sinkyu the javeleineer &#8211; he&#8217;s still not looking. One of my pikemen manages to take down a defender &#8211; Sinkyu is still not looking. The pikeman jumps the three-tire-tall &#8216;wall&#8217; and forces a man back, making room for me &#8211; Sinkyu is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>WHAP!<\/p>\n<p>Sinkyu had apparently been waiting for me to move. As soon as I did, he slung one of those dastardly spears of his my way, and I just happened to turn and look just in time to catch one straight in the face. I swear the man never even looked in my direction&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like Grau over at Frizzen Sparks, I too am a member of a re-creationist group: The Society for Creative Anachronism. 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