{"id":205,"date":"2004-11-09T14:07:09","date_gmt":"2004-11-09T21:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=205"},"modified":"2004-11-09T14:14:40","modified_gmt":"2004-11-09T21:14:40","slug":"i-want-one-of-these","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/09\/i-want-one-of-these\/","title":{"rendered":"I Want One Of These!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.iwantoneofthose.com\">I want one of those<\/a> has found the ultimate in geek toys: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iwantoneofthose.com\/ROODEF.htm\">The Room Defender<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This marvelous toy fires a stream of soft foam projectiles at anything that trips it&#8217;s motion sensors and can be used to gaurd any small area or entryway, with several modes of fire including &#8220;warning shot&#8221;, &#8220;1\/4 clip&#8221;, &#8220;1\/2 clip&#8221; and &#8220;waste &#8217;em&#8221; for continous fire. It also comes equiped with a remote control for manual fire, and cool &#8216;Robocop&#8217; startup and shutdown noises.<\/p>\n<p>Very cool on a toy level, but I&#8217;m thinking the control system could probably be adapted to something with som real firepower pretty easily &#8211; to hell with the soft foam darts, I&#8217;m thinking high-capacity Super Soaker.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Here, kitty-kitty-kitty&#8230;&#8221; :)<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want one of those has found the ultimate in geek toys: The Room Defender This marvelous toy fires a stream of soft foam projectiles at anything that trips it&#8217;s <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/09\/i-want-one-of-these\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}