{"id":844,"date":"2009-09-27T02:33:44","date_gmt":"2009-09-27T09:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=844"},"modified":"2009-09-27T02:39:27","modified_gmt":"2009-09-27T09:39:27","slug":"shes-how-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/27\/shes-how-old\/","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s how old??!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Damn. My baby girl turned 10 this week, and so far every waitstaffer who has heard this has said &#8220;wow, double digits!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I think there is a conspiracy amongst food service personnel.<\/p>\n<p>So tonight is her party, a sleepover with a handful of her friends at my place. Much bragging was done as to how they would be up all night long watching movies and yakking etc.<\/p>\n<p>Midnight: movie #1 is almost over, and all but one of the kids are sound asleep, and the remaining one is still awake enough to be trying to get more comfortable.<\/p>\n<p>Me? I got sucked into the Harrison Ford version of <em>The Fugitive<\/em>. 2:30 am and counting.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn. My baby girl turned 10 this week, and so far every waitstaffer who has heard this has said &#8220;wow, double digits!&#8221; I think there is a conspiracy amongst food <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/27\/shes-how-old\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=844"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":846,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions\/846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}