{"id":801,"date":"2009-06-27T12:35:54","date_gmt":"2009-06-27T19:35:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=801"},"modified":"2009-06-27T12:35:54","modified_gmt":"2009-06-27T19:35:54","slug":"aww-sonuva-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/27\/aww-sonuva-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"Aww, sonuva crap."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The crime scene: the living room floor.<br \/>\nDescription of event: came downstairs to feed the cats on my way to work and discovered:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<ol>1.) Laptop power transformer cord on the floor almost to the kitchen. When last seen, it had been plugged into both said transformer brick and the wall outlet 7 feet away.<\/ol>\n<ol>2.) My Toshiba laptop, upside-down on the floor in front of the bookshelf it normally rests on top of.<\/ol>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Normally, the laptop sits on the top of my 7&#8242; tall bookshelf as the only available horizontal surface in the living room unlikely to be covered with cat hair and the only place where the laptop is unlikely to become a cat pedestal. The power transformer sits in the corner of the windowsill, which is another handy horizontal surface midway between the nearest outlet and the top of the bookshelf.<\/p>\n<p>Possible cause: I&#8217;m guessing that a certain gray mackerel tabby named Trouble Underfoot managed to get his tail (which is semi-prehensile and, we suspect, owner of a brain all it&#8217;s own) wrapped up into the cords as he jumped off of the windowsill, in the process pulling the laptop off of the bookshelf.<\/p>\n<p>Partly my fault, as I had been in the habit of leaving the laptop a) running, b) charging, and c) perched kitty-corner on the shelf for best cooling airflow.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, I think the poor beastie may be dead. Every time I press the power button, I get a different response, ranging from I get a power LED and nothing else up to allowing me to enter my login password before it freezes up. Popping the main panels off and re-seating all the connectors I could find hasn&#8217;t done much with it, the next step will be to completely dis- and re-assemble it.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, this is a Toshiba laptop and it was assembled with completely sane Phillips-head screws instead of some esoteric design I have never seen before. They even went so far as to make use of only 3 sizes of screws &#8211; One about a centimeter long that holds almost everything in, a tiny one for tight places, and a stainless steel one on a couple add-in cards.<\/p>\n<p>Wish me luck&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The crime scene: the living room floor. Description of event: came downstairs to feed the cats on my way to work and discovered: 1.) Laptop power transformer cord on the <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/27\/aww-sonuva-crap\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=801"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":809,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions\/809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}