{"id":770,"date":"2009-04-14T21:17:56","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T04:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=770"},"modified":"2009-04-14T21:17:56","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T04:17:56","slug":"not-smoking-so-shut-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/14\/not-smoking-so-shut-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Smoking, so shut up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So the past couple of days <a href=\"http:\/\/www.greyduck.net\" class=\"ubernym uttAbbreviation\"><acronym class=\"uttAbbreviation\" title=\"Greyduck. \">Da Roomie<\/acronym><\/a> and I have been knocked out of bed at un-$diety-like hours by the damn smoke alarms. We changed the batteries in all of them not too many months ago, and it wasn&#8217;t the &#8216;change-my-battery&#8217; chirp anyway. After some research, Greyduck recommended we change the batteries again (just &#8216;cuz) and hit &#8217;em with some compressed air to knock any dust out of &#8217;em. Not a bad idea.<\/p>\n<p>So, we pop the one in my room off the ceiling first, and what do we find? About 30 freakin&#8217; ANTS crawling all over the damn thing.<\/p>\n<p>O.o &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d scream too, I guess.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the past couple of days Da Roomie and I have been knocked out of bed at un-$diety-like hours by the damn smoke alarms. We changed the batteries in all <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/14\/not-smoking-so-shut-up\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=770"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":771,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions\/771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}