{"id":76,"date":"2004-06-09T02:12:25","date_gmt":"2004-06-09T09:12:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=76"},"modified":"2004-06-09T02:12:25","modified_gmt":"2004-06-09T09:12:25","slug":"camping-tips-for-the-city-dweller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/09\/camping-tips-for-the-city-dweller\/","title":{"rendered":"Camping tips for the city dweller"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because <a href=\"http:\/\/kylanath.net\/archives\/000080.php\">Kylanath<\/a> asked:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Things to take camping<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Tent<\/li>\n<li>Rain-fly or tarp for the tent<\/li>\n<li>Sleeping bags<\/li>\n<li>Water<\/li>\n<li>Something to cook<\/li>\n<li>Something to cook it in<\/li>\n<li>Fire or something else to cook it on<\/li>\n<li>Something that doesn&#8217;t need to be cooked for when you can&#8217;t get the fire lit.<\/li>\n<li>Something to eat it with<\/li>\n<li>Socks!! Lots of socks!<\/li>\n<li>Appropriate clothing<\/li>\n<li>Sunblock if clothing isn&#8217;t appropriate<\/li>\n<li>Towell. Maybe two.<\/li>\n<li>Toothbrush and toothpaste<\/li>\n<li>Painkiller for when you bash your finger pounding in tent stakes. (Booze is good for this.)<\/li>\n<li>First-aid kit for when you nearly slice off a digit trying to open a can of beans with a bootknife because you forgot the silly can opener. (Booze is not good for this.)<\/li>\n<li>Something to do in the tent for when the air has only slightly less water in it than the lake.<\/li>\n<li>Flashlights for those after-dark nature calls<\/li>\n<li>Charmin so you don&#8217;t get poison oak on your tender bits because you improvised.<\/li>\n<li>A picture of poison oak so you can recognise it, <em>before<\/em> you improvise.<\/li>\n<li>A shovel. (Cats bury theirs, you can bury yours.)<\/li>\n<li>A scary story, a song or other spoken entertainment. C&#8217;mon, it&#8217;s a tradition.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That may be a bit much for some situations, but over 20 years of camping has given me a pretty good idea. Enjoy!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because Kylanath asked: Things to take camping Tent Rain-fly or tarp for the tent Sleeping bags Water Something to cook Something to cook it in Fire or something else to <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/09\/camping-tips-for-the-city-dweller\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}