{"id":722,"date":"2008-11-22T01:29:47","date_gmt":"2008-11-22T08:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=722"},"modified":"2008-11-22T01:29:47","modified_gmt":"2008-11-22T08:29:47","slug":"its-the-little-things-that-bother-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/22\/its-the-little-things-that-bother-me\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s the little things that bother me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have recently heard the game of Rock-Paper-Scissors referred to as Roshambo in popular media, and I gotta ask: WTF?<\/p>\n<p>Where does shit like this come from? Sure, the full name of the original may be a little long, but it becomes a happy little TLA so easily. RPS. Say it with me: &#8220;R.P.S.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Was that hard?<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re <em>really<\/em> lazy you could even just pronounce the TLA as &#8220;Arps&#8221; so it is only one syllable. Roshambo? That doesn&#8217;t abbreviate for the lazy folks. What are you supposed to do if you&#8217;re in a hurry? And there&#8217;s no chance of typing that quickly on your cell phone.<\/p>\n<p>Just goes to show you what fools those young&#8217;uns can be, deliberately taking the hard road just to be different. You damn kids, get offa my lawn!<\/p>\n<p>Of course, now that it <em>has<\/em> been used on a TV drama, they&#8217;ll have to think up some other silly name for it.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have recently heard the game of Rock-Paper-Scissors referred to as Roshambo in popular media, and I gotta ask: WTF? Where does shit like this come from? Sure, the full <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/22\/its-the-little-things-that-bother-me\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=722"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":723,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722\/revisions\/723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}