{"id":72,"date":"2004-06-04T20:04:15","date_gmt":"2004-06-05T03:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=72"},"modified":"2004-06-04T20:04:15","modified_gmt":"2004-06-05T03:04:15","slug":"damn-i-thought-i-had-this-beat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/04\/damn-i-thought-i-had-this-beat\/","title":{"rendered":"Damn, I thought I had this beat"},"content":{"rendered":"

Symptomology:<\/p>\n

  • Slight runny nose<\/li>\n
  • Sneezing<\/li>\n
  • Itchy eyes<\/li>\n
  • Slight light-headedness<\/li>\n

    That’s right boys and girls: allergy season has arrived. I had thought that maybe the sinus infection I had last year may have cured my allergies, since they usually show up before now, but I guess it ws just Mother Nature playing tricks on me.<\/p>\n

    Maybe this year I’ll have better luck finding a combination of treatments that allows me to function instead of simply knocking me out. I tell ya, those packages shouldn’t read “may cause drowsiness”, they should read “don’t make in fuq’ing plans”.<\/p>\n

    Achoo!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Symptomology: Slight runny nose Sneezing Itchy eyes Slight light-headedness That’s right boys and girls: allergy season has arrived. I had thought that maybe the sinus infection I had last year Continue Reading →<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}