{"id":679,"date":"2008-08-04T23:21:50","date_gmt":"2008-08-05T06:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=679"},"modified":"2008-08-04T23:21:50","modified_gmt":"2008-08-05T06:21:50","slug":"movie-reviewthe-mummy-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/04\/movie-reviewthe-mummy-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Movie Review:the Mummy 3<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"

*ring ring*<\/p>\n

*ring ring*<\/p>\n

“Hello, director Rob Cohen here.”<\/p>\n

“Hi Rob, it’s Brendan Frasier. I’m ready to do my scenes.”<\/p>\n

“Brendan? We’re here on the set – where the hell are you?”<\/p>\n

“I’m at home.”<\/p>\n

“Well what the hell are you doing there? We’re ready to shoot, you get your ass down here now!”<\/p>\n

“Well, I dunno. You couldn’t get Rachel Weisz to come back as Evie, you got this kid Luke ford doing a bad American accent when he really should have an English one – and he can’t really act anyway. Honestly, the only original cast member that’s even putting any effort into this is John Hannah – and he’s the comic relief. I’m just not feeling it.”<\/p>\n

“But! … the fuck?”<\/p>\n

“Yeah, that’s pretty much what i thought, Rob. Here, ready to record? Action! ‘Eviiiie! … Alex!! … I hate mummies!!!!!’ …did you get that? Good! I’m going to the beach.”<\/p>\n

*click*<\/p>\n

“…”<\/p>\n

“Well crap. Looks like Isabella Leong and Michelle Yeoh are going to have to carry the movie. It’s not like Jet Li is doing any acting, he’s a CGI effect for three-quarters of the flick. To hell with this directing bullshit, I’m going back to producing. Someone get me a latte.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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