{"id":577,"date":"2007-03-12T21:49:31","date_gmt":"2007-03-13T05:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=577"},"modified":"2007-03-12T22:51:19","modified_gmt":"2007-03-13T06:51:19","slug":"the-it-house-of-horrors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/12\/the-it-house-of-horrors\/","title":{"rendered":"The IT House of Horrors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coming Soon to a Town Near You!<\/p>\n<p>Come inside and see the terrifying sights of a day in the life of an IT professional!<\/p>\n<p>here and only here you will see such unbelievably horrible sights as this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/blog\/images\/winme_ack.jpg\"><\/a> <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/blog\/images\/winme_ack-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"120\" alt=\"WinME ack\" src=\"\/blog\/images\/winme_ack-1-small.jpg\" width=\"90\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>and this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/blog\/images\/03-12-07_0856.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"67\" alt=\"03-12-07 0856\" src=\"\/blog\/images\/03-12-07_0856-small.jpg\" width=\"90\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>and most terrifying of ALL!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/blog\/images\/aoldisk-28106.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"87\" alt=\"aoldisk-28106\" src=\"\/blog\/images\/aoldisk-28106-small.jpg\" width=\"90\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Actually, that middle picture was the new home for a brand-new server I installed today &#8211; in the new rack just to the left of where I was taking that picture from. Someone certainly has their work cut out for them.<\/p>\n<p>I also had one of those fun calls today &#8211; you know, the one where some dippy bitch decides to completely ignore your correct analysis (your internet is borked because $ISP is having problems &#8211; we use them too, and I am getting the same symptoms) just because one time in years gone by there was something wrong with her DNS settings and Bossman was able to fix it at the server.<\/p>\n<p>You just want to reach through the phone and slap the fuck out of &#8217;em. We can do some really impressive things with remote-control of computers these days. You know why? To keep our fishbelly-white asses out of irons due to clue-bat usage. Sure, it&#8217;s more efficient and all, but it also means I don&#8217;t have to resist the temptation to beat you with Otis (that aluminum clue-bat, for those not on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.techcomedy.com\/\">TSC<\/a>) like the starfish you are.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coming Soon to a Town Near You! Come inside and see the terrifying sights of a day in the life of an IT professional! here and only here you will <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/12\/the-it-house-of-horrors\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}