{"id":567,"date":"2007-02-04T22:55:43","date_gmt":"2007-02-05T06:55:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=567"},"modified":"2007-02-04T22:55:43","modified_gmt":"2007-02-05T06:55:43","slug":"gods-golden-gonads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/04\/gods-golden-gonads\/","title":{"rendered":"God&#8217;s Golden Gonads!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What the FUCK is this world coming to? This is one of those stories that you just can&#8217;t make up:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.com.com\/Electric+Slide+on+slippery+DMCA+slope\/2100-1030_3-6156021.html?tag=nefd.top\">&#8216;Electric Slide&#8217; on slippery DMCA slope | CNET News.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The inventor of the &#8220;Electric Slide,&#8221; an iconic dance created in 1976, is fighting back against what he believes are copyright violations and, more importantly, examples of bad dancing.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Okay, I am all for people being able to copyright their works of intellectual property (for a reasonable amount of time), but this goes too fucking far. Patenting a movement of the human body? <strong>28 years<\/strong> after the fact?!? And then enforcing that patent because <em>someone isn&#8217;t doing it quite right<\/em> ?!!?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, but this is just too much. 28 years is just too long a gap between invention and patent. I could understand a gap of two years or so &#8211; plenty of time for you to do market assessments to discover if the cost of filing a patent will be worth the effort. <\/p>\n<p>But 28? <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a message for the folks at the Patent Office: you have the perfect opportunity here to show the world that you have a pair and shut this idiocy down. If the law prevents you from doing this, bury this shit in paperwork until it doesn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Please. I&#8217;m beggin&#8217; here.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the FUCK is this world coming to? This is one of those stories that you just can&#8217;t make up: &#8216;Electric Slide&#8217; on slippery DMCA slope | CNET News.com The <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/04\/gods-golden-gonads\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}