So I’m driving home from a date tonight, listening to Loveline, and “Lorelei” comes on asking if male ejaculate would help clear up her acne. “…well, I know it’s good for you if you swallow it, and I was wondering if it might help clear up my skin…”<\/p>\n
Where do people come up with this shit?<\/p>\n
“Oh, no, really, babe, you gotta swallow – there’s protein and vital nutrients in there. And you know, if I spew it onto your face and you rub it in, it’ll clear up those zits…”<\/p>\n
Maybe the Japanese have been right about it all along.<\/p>\n
I bukkake for clear skin!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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