{"id":486,"date":"2006-06-10T11:35:34","date_gmt":"2006-06-10T19:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=486"},"modified":"2006-06-10T11:35:34","modified_gmt":"2006-06-10T19:35:34","slug":"hail-the-conquering-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/10\/hail-the-conquering-hero\/","title":{"rendered":"Hail the conquering hero&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New Electronic Control Module: $78<br \/>\nNew Oxygen Sensor: $24<br \/>\nNew Manifold Air Pressure Sensor: $34<br \/>\nNew Plugs &#038; Wires: $ 30<\/p>\n<p><strong>FINALLY<\/strong> being able to say I fixed the frelling Beastie? <strong><em>Priceless.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The plugs (Bosch Platinums with the crazy 4-electrode heads) are probably the easiest thing on the Beastie to change, as they are the only thing on the top-front of the motor. Plug <em>wires<\/em>, on the other hand, are a stone bitch. <\/p>\n<p>My car has an electronic ignition system, which means the ignition coils (yes, that&#8217;s a plural) get an impulse directly off the crankshaft, which means they are located on the bottom-rear of the engine &#8211; right there with all the steel fuel lines, transmission linkage, trans dipstick, exhaust&#8230;you get the idea. Tons o&#8217; shit that can&#8217;t be just pushed out of the way.<\/p>\n<p>This also means to do the job, I have to lift the front end of the car about 17&#8243; off the ground so I can get under the car to thread the wires the last few inches to the coils after I have fed the line down from the top. Days like today, I really miss that old Plymouth &#8211; sure it was a gas-sucking hog, but I never had to crawl under the damn thing to change a plug wire.<\/p>\n<p>There was one &#8220;oh shit&#8221; moment when I first started her up &#8211; the #1 plug wire had popped off the coil &#8211; but thankfully I have the world&#8217;s smartest fingers and was able to weasel my way in from the top to snap it back on. After that, the Beastie purred like a kitten all the way up the freeway and back.<\/p>\n<p>On the way home from the initial test drive, I started hearing a brass band playing. &#8220;Really, guys, I appreciate the sentiment, but I&#8217;m not <em>that<\/em> good of a mechanic&#8230;oh, wait. Portland in early June, traffic re-routed down a one-way street&#8230;this can only mean one thing: the Rose Festival Grand Floral Parade.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thus explaining the brass band. :)<\/p>\n<p>Traffic is a little sticky on Grand, MLK and any adjoining streets this morning folks &#8211; take a different route.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Electronic Control Module: $78 New Oxygen Sensor: $24 New Manifold Air Pressure Sensor: $34 New Plugs &#038; Wires: $ 30 FINALLY being able to say I fixed the frelling <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/10\/hail-the-conquering-hero\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}