{"id":470,"date":"2006-04-23T00:12:39","date_gmt":"2006-04-23T08:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=470"},"modified":"2006-04-23T00:12:39","modified_gmt":"2006-04-23T08:12:39","slug":"saturday-musings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/23\/saturday-musings\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday musings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was looking around for something to write about, and ran across a meme over at Frizzen Sparks &#8211; &#8220;6 Weird Things About Me&#8221;. Huh. Not a bad idea&#8230;so what have I got?<\/p>\n<p>1.) I was once offered a job as a sniper, back when Boznia-Herzogovina was the hot LZ. The job didn&#8217;t pay enough for the risks involved.<\/p>\n<p>2.) I have a strange knack for walking up to the most broken-down computer in any room at random, and having it break in a new and unusual way when I touch it. Handy, considering my profession.<\/p>\n<p>3.) I have a really high tolerance for pain and can absorb quite a bit of physical damage without being overly inconvenienced. Growing up in the woods with an older brother teaches you a few things.<\/p>\n<p>4.) I rarely get sick, something that has seriously offended at least one of my old girlfriends, considering that I smoke, don&#8217;t get enough exercise and generally should take better care of myself. (She always had the sniffles, even though she led a very healthy lifestyle and I never even so much as sneezed in her presence.)<\/p>\n<p>5.) Even though I have no real reason to be paranoid about being watched, I often will make a point of picking out the security cameras when entering a building, and then plotting ways in my head to get around them.<\/p>\n<p>6.) I once got so into Fantasy books and role-playing games that I created an alternate symbology for the English alphabet and could read \/ write it fluently all through high school.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, in the grand scheme of things, nothing really too weird in there after all. Shrug.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was looking around for something to write about, and ran across a meme over at Frizzen Sparks &#8211; &#8220;6 Weird Things About Me&#8221;. Huh. Not a bad idea&#8230;so what <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/23\/saturday-musings\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}