{"id":466,"date":"2006-04-08T00:03:51","date_gmt":"2006-04-08T08:03:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=466"},"modified":"2006-04-08T00:03:51","modified_gmt":"2006-04-08T08:03:51","slug":"another-week-of-stupidity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/08\/another-week-of-stupidity\/","title":{"rendered":"Another week of stupidity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things I have said to my customers this week&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8221;Well, the fact that your computer is located 6 inches from a forced-air heat vent probably has something to do with why it is shutting down.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8221;Sir, if your neighbors locked you out of their wireless network, there&#8217;s nothing I can do for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8221;You&#8217;re telling me the Phone Company tech put this phone line into your network jack?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<em>Sign on door: &#8220;No Solicitors, Politocal Pundits or Religious Fanatics Allowed&#8221;<\/em> &#8220;Well, sir, I feel pretty strongly about data backups &#8211; I might qualify as a fanatic&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things I have said to my customers this week&#8230; &#8230;&#8221;Well, the fact that your computer is located 6 inches from a forced-air heat vent probably has something to do with <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/08\/another-week-of-stupidity\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}