{"id":409,"date":"2005-11-15T21:52:19","date_gmt":"2005-11-16T04:52:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=409"},"modified":"2005-11-15T21:53:09","modified_gmt":"2005-11-16T04:53:09","slug":"you-know-you-spend-too-much-time-gaming-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/15\/you-know-you-spend-too-much-time-gaming-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you spend too much time gaming when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have a dual monitor setup on our shop gaming rig, so people outside can see what cool  things it can do. I go out for an after-lunch smoke, and wander over to see what mayhem KG is unleashing, only to see him going through his wardrobe in Matrix Online. I finally lean back in and yell at him. <\/p>\n<p>ME- &#8220;Dude! Quit playing Pretty-Princess-Dress-Up and go splatter something already!&#8221; (KG is cross-dressing currently and playing a female character.)<br \/>\nKG- &#8220;I can&#8217;t!&#8221; He says, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got to go to an in-game wedding.&#8221;<br \/>\nME- &#8220;You&#8217;re shitting me.&#8221;<br \/>\nKG- &#8220;No, my faction leader is getting hitched in twenty minutes.&#8221;<br \/>\nME- &#8220;In-game.&#8221;<br \/>\nKG- &#8220;Yeah.&#8221;<br \/>\nME- Blink. Blink. Blink.<br \/>\nKG- &#8220;I just hope the Bride doesn&#8217;t try to make me her Maid Of Honor.&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have a dual monitor setup on our shop gaming rig, so people outside can see what cool things it can do. I go out for an after-lunch smoke, and <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/15\/you-know-you-spend-too-much-time-gaming-when\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}