{"id":400,"date":"2005-11-02T18:43:13","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T01:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=400"},"modified":"2005-11-02T18:48:03","modified_gmt":"2005-11-03T01:48:03","slug":"whats-that-buzzing-noise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/02\/whats-that-buzzing-noise\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s that buzzing noise?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2005\/10\/28\/bluetooth_device\/\">Girls: fancy an SMS-fired Bluetooth vibrator? | The Register<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Our female readers are invited to imagine the folllowing scenario: It&#8217;s Monday, you&#8217;re at work, you&#8217;re bored, you&#8217;re thinking &#8220;how could I possibly spice up this trawl of the 2,000 weekend emails in my inbox?&#8221; when it occurs to you that if someone were to invent an SMS-triggered Bluetooth vibrator then your partner could bring you to an earth-shattering climax simply by texting a few sweet words of lurv, leaving you totally satisfied as a woman and fit to face the most daunting online task&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Toy is worn internally, linked to a mobile phone and controlled by sms text messages sent to the phone. Once read, the message is transported automatically to The Toy, which turns it into vibrations &#8211; with a huge range of movements, depending on what you have written.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s right folks, a vibe triggered by a text message. Puts that &#8216;unlimited&#8217; messaging plan in a new light, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Girls: fancy an SMS-fired Bluetooth vibrator? | The Register Our female readers are invited to imagine the folllowing scenario: It&#8217;s Monday, you&#8217;re at work, you&#8217;re bored, you&#8217;re thinking &#8220;how could <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/02\/whats-that-buzzing-noise\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}