So there I am out at one of our corporate client’s locations today when one of the SalesFeebs walks up to me, asking why his computer is so slow.<\/p>\n
“Slow?” Sez I, “I just doubled your RAM a week ago – it should be screaming.”<\/p>\n
Some few minutes of investigation later reveals that the network is being dragged to it’s knees by something. This is pretty bad, since the most important software they run is network-enabled. Time to do some packet-sniffing…<\/p>\n
Packet-sniffing leads to crawling behind the racks to trace a patch cable, which leads to their security cameras. Cameras? WTF are they doing on the network?<\/em> Call to the boss:<\/p>\n ME: Why are your security cameras connected to the internet?
\nBOSS: Mr. C likes to check them from his house, why?
\nME: It’s killing the sales network, and that new software you just spent so much money on needs the bandwidth.
\nBOSS: What can we do about it?
\nME: You can bring in a third DSL line for the cameras. That will take about three weeks and cost you another $50 a month, plus some additional hardware.
\nBOSS: Hmm….can’t we do anything else to speed things up?
\nME: Well, I can always disconnect the camera system’s internet, but that might irritate Mr. C.
\nBOSS: To hell with him! He can watch Baywatch<\/em> reruns instead. Kill it.
\nME: *poik*
\nSalesFeeb: Hey, the network’s back!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"