{"id":313,"date":"2005-05-24T22:39:42","date_gmt":"2005-05-25T06:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=313"},"modified":"2005-05-24T22:39:42","modified_gmt":"2005-05-25T06:39:42","slug":"ncis-twighlight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/24\/ncis-twighlight\/","title":{"rendered":"NCIS: Twighlight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a bit worked up over something tonight. First, realize that I dedicatedly watch two hours of tv a week: CSI and NCIS. For movies, I watch caper flicks, for tv I go the other way.<\/p>\n<p>So there I am, watching the previews for tonight&#8217;s show over the last week, hoping they wouldn&#8217;t actually kill a main character. I recorded the show so I could watch it without interruptions (my daughter is here on both nights I watch tv).<\/p>\n<p>Last week, they came damn close to killing off DiNozzo, the teenager-mentality senior Agent. He came back this week a tv-land week early from sick leave. In his first hour back on duty, he falls down a hill (ok, it was a small one), saves Kate from being bitten by a snake (ok, so it wasn&#8217;t poisonous) and nearly gets blown up (that one was kinda close).<\/p>\n<p>Later on, Gibbs nearly gets blown up by our good friend Ari, the so-called Massaad double-agent Gibbs shot in the shoulder a few weeks back.<\/p>\n<p>In the last minute of the show, after the big save-the-day scene, Kate jumps in front of a round intended for Gibbs. We all gasp! and wonder if she&#8217;ll make it &#8211; but of course, she was a smart girl and wore her Kevlar. Whew!<\/p>\n<p>Which is why, in the last ten seconds of the show, that bastard Ari shoots her in the forehead with a sniper rifle from too far away for Gibbs to return fire.<\/p>\n<p>The fuckers.<\/p>\n<p>I know, I know &#8211; it&#8217;s just a tv show. But still.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a bit worked up over something tonight. First, realize that I dedicatedly watch two hours of tv a week: CSI and NCIS. For movies, I watch caper flicks, for <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/24\/ncis-twighlight\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}