{"id":287,"date":"2005-04-01T23:56:26","date_gmt":"2005-04-02T07:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=287"},"modified":"2005-04-01T23:56:26","modified_gmt":"2005-04-02T07:56:26","slug":"april-fools","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/01\/april-fools\/","title":{"rendered":"April Fool’s…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…and not a joke to be told.<\/p>\n

I always get kinda bummed on this day, since I have yet to think up a good joke to pull on someone, and I walk around over-analyzing the funnier of my friends and co-workers, wondering what mischief they’ve been up to. Today, I think Greyduck took the cake with the Voice-Activated Fax Machine.<\/p>\n

BtFR had ample chance to pull a big one, since he’s currently out of the country, but he failed to call me from ‘a Turkish prison’. For a guy who’s done stand-up, you wonder why he passed up the chance.<\/p>\n

One of the guys in the shop did pull one on the other shop, but it was pretty lame as jokes go. He didn’t even use any mousetraps.<\/p>\n

Blurgh. Brain stalled. (A)bort, (R)etry, or (F)ail?
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