{"id":271,"date":"2005-03-10T00:39:34","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T08:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=271"},"modified":"2005-03-10T00:41:01","modified_gmt":"2005-03-10T08:41:01","slug":"the-wish-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/10\/the-wish-list\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wish List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Graumagus over at Frizzen Sparks says:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>On your blog (or in my comments if you are blogless) pick five really expensive toys you&#8217;d like to have that you really have no legitimate reason to get (other than the most legitimate of all reasons, that being that you just want it!)<br \/>\nRemember: Money is no object. My only rule is that it has to be something you could actually buy (or have built for you) legally. No &#8220;I&#8217;d have my own F-22!&#8221; stuff.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, here&#8217;s my Top Five of Toys I Have No Business Having:<\/p>\n<p>1) An AV-4.<br \/>\nOkay, this hasn&#8217;t actually been built yet, but I could probably manage it. Take one large van or bread truck, then bolt the engines from a Harrier jump jet on it. Why? Because I keep getting sent into Beaverton, a land where they have no respect whatsoever for the ideas of decent road planning and traffic control. Sure, it will have all the aerodynamic properties of a brick, but with that kind of thrust-to-weight ratio, who cares? Just remember to strap in before you hit the Big Red Button.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, if Burt can build SpaceShip One, I can build this.<\/p>\n<p>2) Alienware Area 51m 7700 with all the options cranked to maximum: 3GHz P4 proc, 2 gigs of RAM, Creative laptop audio, dual-layer DVD+RW, extra battery, wireless logitech joystick, bells, whistles, and a kitchen sink logo. Somewhere around $4300 as configured.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, boys and girls, I am a geek.<\/p>\n<p>3) Ok, so the AV-4 is going to be difficult to get around in &#8211; I&#8217;d better get something with wheels to go with it. The car would be custom-made to my specs, based on a Viper rolling chassis and drivetrain, but built to seat 4 comfortably for distances. Black, of course.<\/p>\n<p>4) The Weapopns of Destruction category: a pair of Sig-Sauer P226 9mm automatics. The Barrett .50 Grau listed is nice, but I like to be a little more up-close and personal than he does. Besides, you can&#8217;t carry that BMG around, and I can&#8217;t see anything at that kind of range.<\/p>\n<p>5) The Weapons of Annoyance category: I&#8217;ll steal from Grau and list the paintball rotary cannon &#8211; and then strap it to the car&#8217;s trunk :)<\/p>\n<p>Go ahead and tailgate me while flashing your DOC-damned ultra-halogen brights in my mirror, you SUV-driving ass-hat. I dare ya.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What would you do with unlimited moolah? <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/10\/the-wish-list\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}