{"id":189,"date":"2004-10-26T23:00:56","date_gmt":"2004-10-27T06:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=189"},"modified":"2004-10-26T23:00:56","modified_gmt":"2004-10-27T06:00:56","slug":"farewell-poor-jack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/26\/farewell-poor-jack\/","title":{"rendered":"Farewell, poor Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jack-O-Lantern, that is.<\/p>\n<p>I can remember as a child carving pumpkins the week before All Hallow&#8217;s and having them last until at least the middle of the next week, but something seems amiss in the patch this year.<\/p>\n<p>Pookie and I murdered a couple big orange gourds last Saturday, and when I went to light them for her today I discovered that hers was soft and growing quite a nice complement of fungus, and mine was getting soft in a couple of places. After only 3 days.<\/p>\n<p>What gives? Has anyone else noticed the decline in pumpkin lifetime? Let me know&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jack-O-Lantern, that is. I can remember as a child carving pumpkins the week before All Hallow&#8217;s and having them last until at least the middle of the next week, but <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/26\/farewell-poor-jack\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}