{"id":185,"date":"2004-10-23T17:40:15","date_gmt":"2004-10-24T00:40:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=185"},"modified":"2004-10-23T17:40:15","modified_gmt":"2004-10-24T00:40:15","slug":"junk-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/23\/junk-mail\/","title":{"rendered":"Junk Mail"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was confronted with an old foe today as I opened the mailbox, something that is truly a bane to all mankind: junk mail. And not just any junk mail, but the most feared and dreaded of all unrequested mailbox-fillers…<\/p>\n

…an AOL<\/acronym><\/a> cd.<\/p>\n

Before I could throw it far from me, the passcodes for the service caught my eye, and I read further. This disc grants 1099 free hours, then can be given to a friend so they may ‘enjoy’ it. The codes, however, are prophetically accurate.<\/p>\n

The first code is for my use is “SEAMED-VITALS”, which makes sense. You would have to remove major parts of my brain before I would use this crap.<\/p>\n

The second code is “VAPID-ASKERS”, and if that doesn’t describe someone who wants to borrow an AOL<\/acronym><\/a> cd, I don’t know what does.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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