{"id":176,"date":"2004-10-16T15:02:31","date_gmt":"2004-10-16T22:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=176"},"modified":"2004-10-25T00:01:26","modified_gmt":"2004-10-25T07:01:26","slug":"untitled-document","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/16\/untitled-document\/","title":{"rendered":"Theatrical Review: <em>Pure gold Baby<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to see <a href=\"http:\/\/seersnetwork.com\/pgbhome.php\"><em>Pure Gold Baby<\/em><\/a> Friday night, a delightfully seedy play set in a strip club &#8220;somewhere in the United States, NOT Portland&#8221;. I went mainly because one of the actresses is a friend of mine, but it is well worth watching on it&#8217;s own merits.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Welcome to Sasha&#8217;s Hotbox, the sexiest, most scintillating strip club in town!  Get real and get off as stereotypes collide with reality in the netherworld of exotic dancing.  Follow Melissa as she enters a world where power, money, poetry, and desire make the rules and no one emerges unchanged.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>As you walk into the theater, you are immersed into &#8220;Sasha&#8217;s Hotbox&#8221;, a dive strip-club. The lights are dim everywhere but the stage, the music is loud, and there is a real live girl on stage taking it off. A sign on the wall next to the stage boldly proclaims &#8220;Dancers work for tips ONLY&#8221;, and you ARE expected to tip the dancers during the show. Bring lots of singles, or change is available at the door.<\/p>\n<p>While you are at Sasha&#8217;s, you will meet the full gamut of the stripper world &#8211; the Scumbag Boss, the Bitch who runs the show, the Ingenue, her Devil-May-Care roomate, the Mother, the Dominatrix, the Junkie, the Pro, and the Poet. Oh, and don&#8217;t forget that guy that lives down on Gynecology Row.<\/p>\n<p>In the play, we follow along as Melissa goes from being the girl-next-door to Persephone the Stripper, and we all learn a few things about how the world works along the way.<\/p>\n<p>As a guy who has been to several strip clubs around the U.S., I can tell you that the actresses have studied well for their parts, and a couple of them could really be making some serious cash on stage in Las Vegas. It doesn&#8217;t stop there, though. The acting is very good, and all the girls are well-worth the tips you leave them.<\/p>\n<p>I was particularly impressed with Ayanna Berkshire&#8217;s performance as Sophie, the poet of the troupe, who does an excellent scene that starts out as a cold poetry reading and ends in a very well-done strip. Greg Bigoni&#8217;s performance as Lexi, the scumbag boss is one of the better parts of the play &#8211; it has to be hard to portray that big of a jerk convincingly. Greg and Amelia Dalton (Summer) do a very funny bit while they are both on the phone &#8211; only Amelia is on stage and supposed to be stripping at the time. And let&#8217;s not forget Nancy Rene&#8217; Harbick (Hattie) in her inverted pole routine.<\/p>\n<p>For the rest, you&#8217;re just going to have to go see the show. Tickets are $25 advanced reservation, $30 at the door. And remember to tip your dancers!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Strippers and scumbags and losers, oh my! <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/16\/untitled-document\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}