{"id":153,"date":"2004-09-24T12:03:18","date_gmt":"2004-09-24T19:03:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/?p=153"},"modified":"2004-09-24T12:03:18","modified_gmt":"2004-09-24T19:03:18","slug":"google-is-recruiting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/24\/google-is-recruiting\/","title":{"rendered":"Google is recruiting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those that may not have seen this published in your favorite magazine:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<strong>Excerpts from the GLAT: Google Labs Aptitude Test<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>4.) You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. There is a dusty laptop there with a weak wireless connection. There are dull, lifeless gnomes strolling about. What dost thou do?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A) Wander aimlessly, bumping into obstacles until you are eaten by a grue.<\/li>\n<li>B) Use the laptop as a digging device and tunnel to the next level.<\/li>\n<li>C) Play MPoRPG until the battery dies along with your hopes.<\/li>\n<li>D) Use the computer to map the nodes of the maze and discover an exit path.<\/li>\n<li>E) Email your resume to Google, tell the lead gnome you quit and find yourself a whole different world.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>9.) This space left intentionally blank. Please fill it with something that improves upon emptiness.<\/p>\n<p>18.) What&#8217;s the coolest hack you&#8217;ve ever written?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh, alas and alack that I am not a programmer!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those that may not have seen this published in your favorite magazine: Excerpts from the GLAT: Google Labs Aptitude Test 4.) You are in a maze of twisty little <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/24\/google-is-recruiting\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thecyberwolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}